The theory of pro-homoism
First and foremost, pro-homoism is not the same thing as homo-ism!
To be pro-homo, one must portray homo characteristics without actually being homo. Sometimes the fine line between pro-homo
and homo becomes vague. If you're ever unsure, always assume that you may be crossing the line into homoism. It's better
to be safe than sorry. I'm not too sure about the beer pic. That borders on actual-homoism. Either that, or i'm just not
a good enough pro-homo to drink beer from a friend's buhoe.
Since pro-homoism is a sport that takes time to learn, here are some tips for newbie pro-homoists:
1. If ever asked whether or not you and
one of your many partners are actually boyfriends, it is customary to reply with, "well, we hump a lot, but only as friends,
nothing more."
2. Pushing the limits of pro-homoism is what seperates the men from the boys. If you don't push your
pro-homo limits, then pro-homoism isn't considered an extreme sport in your case. As I stated earlier, however, you don't
want to jump right into things you may not be ready for. Make your pro-homo advancement slowly but surely.
3. Find a more experienced pro-homoist and try being pro-homo with him. It's amazing what you can learn from a veteran
pro-homoist.
4. Listen to michael bolton, elton john, and kenny g to get you in the pro-homo mood.
5. GO OUT AND PRACTICE!!!!!
